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Heroes Theme (Take a Little Good Advice)

"Take a little good advice,
Sauron really ain't that nice
His mind is on one thing
A little golden ring
The hearts of Men it will entice

It's whatever turns them on

Heroes!

A staff, a sword, a bow and axe,
Defend against the orc attacks
But when they turn to fly
A hundred Uruk-Hai
Charge your unprotected backs

Time to try a different tack

Heroes!

Heroes! Fangirl-fodder, yum yum
Heroes! Running to you!
Heroes! Leather-layered yum yum
The heroes are coming for you and you and you and you..."

(Written by Steve Davidson)


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